Category: Joke Board
DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship.
I've packed all my pretty dresses and makeup. I'm really excited.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea.
It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins.
What a wonderful vacation this has started to be.
I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today.
I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck.
The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
I felt honored and we had a wonderful time.
He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino ... Did OK ... Won about $80.
The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room.
We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined.
I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned.
I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside .
The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks.
He really is a charming gentleman.
He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined.
He told me that if I didn't come to his cabin for the night, he would sink the ship.
I was appalled!
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DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today... Twice
<lol>
I love suspense.
Is she a blonde, do you think?
Bob